✅ Your Peace Starts Here
Meet Andy —
Your Inbox Bodyguard
You’ve tried boundaries.
You’ve tried co-parenting apps.
But the abusive emails & texts just keep coming.
Andy is your $7 solution.
A virtual assistant system (disguised as a normal inbox) that helps you
stop absorbing the emotional abuse
— while still documenting everything you need.
Here's what we know: Abuse thrives in the dark.
So much of post-separation abuse happens behind closed doors — through emails, texts, and co-parenting apps where there’s no one watching. That’s why Andy works. By inserting a neutral third party, even if fictional, the dynamic shifts. Abusers tend to change their tone when they know someone else is "reading." Andy creates a buffer, a witness, and a layer of accountability — all of which can dramatically reduce the frequency and intensity of the manipulation. It’s not just a tech tool. It’s a trauma-informed tactic for reclaiming your peace.
Is it ridiculously SIMPLE?? ✅ YES
Is it COST EFFECTIVE?? ✅ YES
Does it WORK?? ✅ YES!!!
🔐 Before You Can Heal… You Have to Feel SAFE.
If you're navigating post-separation abuse, your nervous system knows it — even before your mind can name it.
⛔️ The late-night emails.
⛔️ The manipulation masked as “co-parenting.”
⛔️ The gut-tightening dread every time your phone pings.
This is not in your head. It’s in your body. And it’s why no healing journey can truly begin without safety.
That’s where Get Andy comes in.
This isn’t just another co-parenting course.
It’s a low-cost, high-impact strategy kit to shield your nervous system, reclaim your peace, and take your power back.
Why It Matters:
Ongoing contact with a high-conflict or narcissistic ex can keep your body in a trauma loop — fight, flight, freeze, fawn — even long after the relationship ends. Without safety, you stay in survival.
That’s why we built Get Andy:
✅ To reduce contact without violating court orders
✅ To break the loop of reactivity and emotional baiting
✅ To support your nervous system in stepping out of constant threat
✅ To restore your clarity, confidence, and calm
This is your first step toward sacred nervous system peace.
💼 What You Get Inside:
A 27 page DIGITAL pdf guide to get Andy up and running in under an hour!
Meet Andy” Quickstart Guide
Step-by-step setup (even if you’re not techy)
Copy/Paste Handoff Scripts
For email, text, or parenting apps
Script Vault
Firm, neutral, gentle, and even slightly comical responses to everything from ranting to bait texts
Inbox Safety Checklist
How to document abuse without reading it
AI Prompts to Train Andy
Let AI do the emotional labor for you
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“This is the first time I’ve felt in control since the divorce.”
You don’t need to argue.
You don’t need to explain.
You just need a system.
Use a simple handoff message to let Andy step in.
Just copy, paste, and send it through Our Family Wizard, email, or text — and let Andy take over the communication flow so you can breathe easier.
✅ No emotional labor.
✅ No dysregulation.
✅ Just peace, clarity, and control — delivered with dignity.
🎯 Who It's For:
✔️ Women navigating post-separation abuse
✔️ Co-parents dealing with a manipulative or narcissistic ex
✔️Anyone tired of filtering rage emails and texts while trying to make lunch
✨ Just $7
Because peace shouldn’t cost $300/hr.
🔐 One-Time Purchase. Immediate Access.
What others are saying:
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“This should be required in every high-conflict custody case.”
Get Andy has changed the game. No more manipulation, no more threats hidden in ‘friendly’ messages. It protects me — and my documentation.”
— Rachel K., Single Mom & Therapist
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“Get Andy gave me back my peace.
For the first time since leaving my ex, I can check my messages without feeling dread. No more late-night rants, no more legal games — just clear boundaries and protection.”
— Lindsey M., Divorced Mama of 2
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“I didn’t know how much I needed this until I had it.”
Everything changed once I stopped letting my ex have direct access to my mind and nervous system. Get Andy became my buffer — and my sanity.”
— Michelle R., Survivor of Narcissistic Abuse
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“I call it my digital bodyguard.”
The harassment didn’t stop when I left… it just went online. With Get Andy, I finally feel like someone’s watching out for me. And legally, it’s gold.”
— Alana T., High-Conflict Co-Parent
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“It’s not just a tool. It’s a lifeline.”
I used to feel powerless after every text. Now I have support, boundaries, and proof. Get Andy has helped me stay grounded and safe.”
— Jessica J., Coach & Survivor
✨ Get Andy Today ↓
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MEET THE FOUNDER of SACRED GODDESS COACHING
Hey, I'm Jess!
I'm a Narcissistic Relationship Recovery Coach, trauma-informed guide, and the creator of Get Andy.
I didn’t invent Andy because it sounded clever. I created him because I had to.
After leaving a high-conflict relationship, I found myself drowning in post-separation abuse — email rants, emotional manipulation, and constant anxiety.
So I got creative.
I made up an assistant. Named him Andy. Gave him an inbox.
Suddenly… the tone changed. The drama decreased. And I could finally breathe again.
Since then, I’ve helped thousands of women reclaim their peace using the exact system I built for myself.
Because you shouldn’t have to live in fear of your inbox.
You deserve peace. You deserve protection. You deserve a boundary that answers for you.
Let’s give your nervous system the break it’s been begging for.
Let Andy take it from here.
✨ More Resources from Sacred Goddess Coaching:
🛡️ The Shield: Co-Parenting in Chaos
A trauma-informed course for navigating post-separation abuse and high-conflict parenting dynamics. Learn how to parallel parent, set sacred boundaries, and protect your peace — without engaging the chaos.
🌱 Anchor & Bloom: Raising Regulated Children in Dysregulated Homes
A gentle guide for breaking generational patterns and supporting your child’s nervous system — even when the other parent isn’t safe or supportive. Includes somatic tools, rituals, scripts, and more.
📘 Anchored: Parenting Plan Portal
A DIY legal + emotional guide to building your own trauma-informed parenting plan — without spending thousands on attorneys who don’t understand narcissistic abuse. Ideal for the early stages of separation/divorce.
🔥 Unbound: The 30-Day Trauma Bond Detox
A self-paced daily program to break the grip of trauma bonds and reclaim your power. Includes guided rituals, nervous system healing, grief tools, and a personalized recovery roadmap.
🌀 RISE: Sacred Healing After Narcissistic Abuse
My signature 6-month transformation program for women ready to reclaim their identity, safety, and embodiment after narcissistic abuse. Includes live support, breathwork, archetypes, and deep inner healing.
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